We're Socio-pathetic

I aopolgize (no I don't) if that last post was not as cynical or offensive compared to my normal standards; but when you've just done a few lines off a stripper's ass-- using funds allocated for a spec. ed. class in the back of a government limousine-- and the stripper is a friend's mother-- and he knows she's white trash but hasn't figured out why she always pays with ones-- can you really be angry?

The biggest question- and I dare make that generalization- is how she manages to let her child watch Christian TV. The bigger question (don't analyze the order of comparitives and superlatives) is how anyone can take Veggie Tales seriously. I HATE VEGGIE TALES, why?

And so I somehow segway to my scatological remnant of a point: SECTARIAN VIOLENCE.

Ethno-religious conflict is the primary reason Veggie Tales is bullshit. Look at the facts:

-Bob is a tomato (read: Jew)
-Larry is a Cucumber (see "Palestinian allegory" on wikipedia)
-That one other vegetable has a British accent
-They live in the promised land

This is inaccurate, ironically I was not referring to my post. Tomotoes and Cucumbers do not get along in Palestine. They do not get along anywhere. Clearly this British vegetable is an representative of Imperialism but neither side take the redcoat seriously.
I find it more acceptable that either the Tomato or the Cucmber would be lying in a pool of his own blood as the other sings songs praising whatever allah he wishes.

This can all be pinned on us: we're socio-pathetic. Why don't we show the real life drama of unplanned movement of religious masses into an area they had to flee centuries before? Why can't we take the brunt of the charge?

Why can't anyone handle the idea that Ketchup is really the product of bombings?

There is no mainline like an IED strapped under the robe of an irate cucumber who just can't take ths fruit-or-not sack of crap from the other side: move to my side of the shelf?!?! hell no Ima fucking kill you- and the cherries too- they aren't your family they look like you- besides heroin.