Send This Turkey To China They Made It Anyway.

Okay, so Thanksgiving is over. I missed a great opportunity for some "What America is Thankful For" post. Sucks for me, huh? But I already know how much we have to be thankful, I mean I didn't get shot at this morning so I'm already beating a huge section of the world, now who does it suck to be? Right. Nonetheless, being here doing this thing right now I can't avoid using the theme a little bit. How about "Why China is Thankful". Sounds fun right? So un-patriotic,you say, and I respond with I'm not the one that the Chinese economic minister should be getting down on his knees for.

You America just spent the day after perhaps one of the greatest American holidays fattening up China. Feeding them out of your hand. The only problem is that little puppy you been feeding for so long isn't a dog, that's right, it's a real live wolf; and it's hungry. Look at that wide-mouthed country bearing down on you America. You should be scared, you should be running, or better yet fighting back. Not us, we spend the day instead running out to "Black Friday" or "Chinese Thanksgiving". Most likely you spent the day searching for those great deals at Wal-Mart and the likes. That's right through a steak to the wolf.

Wal-Mart sells a lot of Chinese manufactured goods. That's how they get the best deal for you the consumer. Doesn't matter that the product is actually a chemical weapon. Lead is one, just a little bit too much and whoops there goes poor Little Timmy's chances of going to college. It's okay though since Little Timmy's parents saved more than enough by shopping at Wal-Mart to support him the rest of his life. Too bad Wal-Mart won't get him that health insurance, but that's a different story. Maybe lead poisoning and brain damage aren't good enough for your child, How about a powerful date rape drug then? Sounds way cooler, and you should see the colors it comes in. I have to admit that even after I knew it was a dangerous toy I still wanted to take a bite. That's the wolf's job though.

Right now, America, we may not be in great shape economically, but that's okay, just stop being dumb and watch what appendages you offer to China. But if acting to protect America and making small personal sacrifices ala Kennedy aren't your thing then you can always wait another 75 years or so and China and the America will make a bit of a reversal. That's right, think hard now. Imagine we keep going the same way we are now and eventually all manufacturing goes to China. The Chinese workers seeing the economic success of their nation organize and demand better wages and treatment. Soon they start shipping manufacturing jobs overseas to America where the weak dollar and huge unemployed class provide cheap manufacturing labor. Some day we will have our revenge, they'll see. Some day that wolf will get tired of finding its own food and will raise up its own pup to do the dirty work. Woof!